One of our loyal readers has requested that I do a post on Sara Palin. So I will give it a go, but all I can do is my best.
Who is this "Sara Palin" everyone keeps talking about? Lets start from the beginning... Sara was born in Tennessee, on top of one of the local mountains. Despite living in Alaska, she is very clear that she loves TN and considers it, "the greatest state in the land of the free". Sarah grew up in the woods of TN and was familiar with her surroundings and claims that she knew every tree near her home. Stories have been circulating about her being a bear hunter, but she dismisses these as just that "stories".
Sarah is well educated, and has several areas of expertise, including : challenging corruption, oil exploration, economic reform, and last but not least, "Ingin' Fightin'".
So what exactly fascinates us about Sara? Well, she is easy on the eyes, at least when compared to other female politicians, who I normally like to described as "human jerky". She wears hip glasses and actually has long hair instead of the classic, man-lady power-due. But what of her political views? Where does she really stand on the issues? Just what does Sara Palin stand for?
I think if Sara were here, she would say she stands for America! She stands for conservative values and traditions! She stands for rich, voluminous Auburn hair, with some highlights and tons of body. But above all she stands for you and me friend!
One last note on Sara Palin and her pregnant daughter. Would everyone that is pretending that this actually matters, in any way regarding political issues, please shut your dirty mouth! Especially those of you who blindly defended Willy Clinton during his "60's era" like, free-lovin' romp through 2 terms. That's right, so just put that in you liberal pipe and smoke it!
Shea where did you get your information, Sarah Palin was born in Idaho, and moved to Alaska from there. I don't think she ever lived in TN.
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ReplyDeleteThe joke here, is that I know nothing about her, so instead, I did what any good reporter would do and made it up. In this case, I paralleled her life with another American hero - Davy Crockett. Get it? - The Davy Crockett song - "Born on a mtn top in tn. Greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the woods, so he knew every tree. Killed him a Bar when he was only three. Davy! Davy Crockett! King of the wild frontier!"
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